• Book Dexter: "I do not like blood, and I did not want it in my boat, not even fish blood."
  • TV Dexter: Blood, it sets my teeth on edge. OMG I love blood, it's the shit.
  • Book Deborah: TV Debra
  • Book Dexter: "I had never tampered with evidence before"
  • TV Dexter: Tamper, tamper, tamper. Yeahy! More people to murder.
  • Book Deborah: "Debs had nothing in her medicine chest stronger than Tylenol, and she was not a drinker."
  • TV Debra: Hit me with another fucking beer.
  • Book Deborah: "Goddamn it, Dexter!"
  • TV Debra: "Goddamn it, Dexter!". Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route? We can play who's the better asshole. But I guarantee you I'll win. A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?"