• Book Dexter:

    "I do not like blood, and I did not want it in my boat, not even fish blood."

  • TV Dexter:

    Blood, it sets my teeth on edge. OMG I love blood, it's the shit.

  • Book Deborah:

    TV Debra

  • Book Dexter:

    "I had never tampered with evidence before"

  • TV Dexter:

    Tamper, tamper, tamper. Yeahy! More people to murder.

  • Book Deborah:

    "Debs had nothing in her medicine chest stronger than Tylenol, and she was not a drinker."

  • TV Debra:

    Hit me with another fucking beer.

  • Book Deborah:

    "Goddamn it, Dexter!"

  • TV Debra:

    "Goddamn it, Dexter!". Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route? We can play who's the better asshole. But I guarantee you I'll win. A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?"