Calling all Americans.
Do you say “I have a herb?”
Or “I have an herb?”
(since y’all don’t pronounce the h) (da fuq is up with that?)
I think I’ve found my new favorite picture.
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
IT WAS A MOTHER FUCKING ODYSSEY PUN
After Polythemus’ death all the other Cylopse wouldn’t be able to wear eyeliner for another three months anyway…
Me? I’ve had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce.
Get to know me meme → [1/10] favorite movies: Pan’s Labyrinth
And it is said that the princess returned to her father’s kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on earth, visible only to those who know where to look.
Well, if you can’t count on your friends to help bail your mother out of prison then, really, what good are they?